- Written, produced, mixed & mastered by Blake Robinson
- Recorded at Synthetic Orchestra Studios, 2026
- Electric Guitar & Bass by Blake Robinson
- Vocals & lyrics Blake Robinson
- Accompaniment by Gloom Darkheart
The B-side story of a B-hole who's the B-worst. A tongue-in-cheek hip-hop song about how being the hero isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's also one of our few songs with an E warning label on music platforms.
Originally recorded way back in 2002, this song has been given a new life with a full re-recording in 2026, featuring Gloom Darkheart on vocals and a new arrangement.
(Verse)
I'm like a superman, super strong, lasting super-long
Biaaaatch Lala, smack your daddy with my super-dong
Super-smackin super-evil-people that wrong-doing
While chilling with my super-ladies wearing thongs doing
Abso-fucking-lutely nothing you know why?
Because I'm super, motherfucker, and you can't deny
I got mad super-skills, given super-thrills
downing super-pills, keep the peace amongst superville
But do you see the towns-people praising super-me, yo?
Hell no, they all be praising all the super evil
people like super baby-killer,
and his homie super-duper-money stealer
And super-drug-dealer, the dealer, and then the menacing
Super kitten-killer, super-woman-made-of-steel-er
So I guess that I can sum up what I'm feeling
Is superheroes never get remembered over supervillains
(Chorus)
Sometimes I wish I was the bad guy
Sometimes I wish that I caused pain
Sometimes I wish I was an evil motherfucker
With a plot to rule the world
and a device that gets inside your brain
(Verse)
So here I am in my super-secret base
Super-torturing a super-villain, smack him in the face
Make him tell me all the super-fuckin' secrets,
how to be a super villain
and a super villain being super ill and now he's spilling his guts
On how to take over the planet with minimum damage
So I listen carefully until he's done and then I vanish
I got a lot of super-things I need to super-do
I gotta make a super-evil alias I'm gonna use
I gotta choose a super-badass evil costume
I gotta build a super-badass, evil boss room
I gotta make a super-powerful computer in the corner
Calculatin' evil plans, and a superhero warner
To let me know another superhero's getting close
So I can use my super-laser, turn them into super-toast
So I guess that I can sum up what I'm feeling
Is superheroes never get remembered over supervillains
(Chorus)
Sometimes I wish I was the bad guy
Sometimes I wish that I caused pain
Sometimes I wish I was an evil motherfucker
With a plot to rule the world
and a device that gets inside your brain
(Verse)
So now I'm chilling in my super-headquarters.
Got a bunch of super-henchmen, unto which I'm giving orders.
Putting all the other super villains to shame.
The whole of super-ville is only mentioning one name
And that's mine, because I took the time
To learn to be the superest superhero of crime.
And I recorded this track to let you crazy motherfuckers know what I'm feeling.
I'm a supervillain
I'm a supervillain
I'm a supervillain
(Chorus)
Sometimes I wish I was the bad guy
Sometimes I wish that I caused pain
Sometimes I wish I was an evil motherfucker
With a plot to rule the world
and a device that gets inside your brain
Sometimes I wish that I was the bad guy.
Sometimes you gotta break a face to make an omelette
Sometimes you gotta be an evil motherfucker
With a plot to rule the world
and the device that gets inside your brain.
Electric Guitar tabs
Learn to play the song with these guitar tabs. The verse and chorus are the same throughout the song, so you only need to learn each one once. A nice clean distortion pedal and away you go!
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